An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a
new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What is the name of [...]

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two [...]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Slim, I’m 83 years old
now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do
you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a new-born baby.”
“Really! Like a new-born [...]