Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Slim, I’m 83 years old
now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do
you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a new-born baby.”
“Really! Like a new-born baby!?”
“Yep, No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

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