What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse on valentines day?
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i have got a crutch on you!!!!!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse on valentines day?
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i have got a crutch on you!!!!!
Husband 1 :-
why do you take your wife only to night club?
Husband 2 :-
Buddy, by this time only she get ready, no other places are open….
God was very busy so he created mother to help & spread his goodness to earth
satan got very worried & desided to retaliate…. so he created a Mother - in - Law
Love is Credit card……
Life is Debit card…….
Wife is is visa card
but
Friendship is a warranty card keep it safe!!!!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows