Archive for the ‘SMS jokes’ Category

Man & Nurse on valentines day…

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse on valentines day?

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i have got a crutch on you!!!!!

Husband worries

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Husband 1 :-

why do you take your wife only to night club?

Husband 2 :-

Buddy, by this time only she get ready, no other places are open….

God and satan

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

God was very busy so he created mother to help & spread his goodness to earth

satan got very worried & desided  to retaliate….    so he created a Mother - in - Law

Cards And life

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Love is Credit card……

Life is  Debit card…….

 Wife is is visa card

but

 Friendship is a warranty card keep it safe!!!!

Movie tickets

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Mobile Ddealer

Friday, November 9th, 2007

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows

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