A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her.
She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.
Her mother [...]
The Carrot, Coffee beans & Egg
July 18th, 2008Best Break - Off letter
July 15th, 2008A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us.
I’m [...]
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July 15th, 2008Nice reply…
July 9th, 2008Communication Gap
July 9th, 2008A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
“What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the
property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” [...]
Don’t play rugby with your running stomach
June 17th, 2008Little Johnny (Ha Ha Ha)
June 12th, 2008Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, ‘Son,
you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, and make you [...]
MAARRIAGE IN SOFTWARE YUG
June 10th, 2008Husband - Hai Dear,I Am Logged In.
Wife - Would You Like To Have Some Snacks
Husband - Hard Disk Full.
Wife - Have You Brought The Saree.
Husband - Bad Command Or File Name.
Wife - But I Told You About It In Morning
Husband - Erroneous Syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel.
Wife - Hae Bhagwan ! Forget It [...]
Save Petrol, teach your car to do this
June 6th, 2008School days….
June 6th, 2008Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day [...]
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