Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer: “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”
Answer: “white”
Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed [...]
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel
May 6th, 2008Don’t drinks and fly
May 6th, 2008Wedding Query for Software professionals ……
March 30th, 2008WeddingQuery……. …….. (SQL Style)
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus
=’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having
Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalanceFROM FatherInLaw
UPDATEMyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATEMyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES(’BMW’)
END
GO
Then the wife writes [...]
Good Friends2…
March 22nd, 2008Good Friends…
March 22nd, 2008what happen to you?
March 17th, 2008One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. [...]
Safety 2 the extent…
February 28th, 2008Which of the two birds is a female?
February 28th, 2008Below are two birds. Study them closely………
See if you can spot which of the two is the female
It can be done.
Even by one with limited bird watching skills. .
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Elephant Slips….
February 27th, 2008Fish having cat face
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